Trolling for fishy puns contest!

Groan!

Here is the o-fish-al list of entries:

Discover the world with a library cod.
by Michael from Fiskdale

There was something fishy about the tidal character, but otter-wise this is a whale-written book.
by Michael Glaser of Fiskdale

Don't be shad, It's no time to whale, Reading's no fad, Books don't go stale.
-Sue Tryba

If Barry had learned to read, Barracuda qualified for the school's sockeye team.
-Lois Kelley

Read the Lobster Chronicles - It's a Whale of a Tale!
-David Asquitz

Reading touches the heart and "sole"!
-Linda Jaskoviak

Salmon Bert studied their books together. Bert would catch on fast when Sam helped him fish out the answers.
-Lois Kelley

Cast aweigh on the tides of knowledge- Reed.
-Sue Tryba

Read a good book just for the halibut.
-Maureen Hanigan

Mussel in on the action, Read!
-Pevner

Fish out a book of fun!
-Sunny Catour

Floundering about? Ride the wave and anchor yourself to an author!
-Mary Kay Knox

Good bait, fancy hooks, nothing compares to a good book.
-Sue Tryba

Sea for yourself, oppor-tuna-ty strikes for the books on our shelves.
-Sue Tryba

Don't be shellfish - share your books and read together!
-Judy McDonald

Stop carping! Hook yourself a good book!
-Mary Kay Knox

The fish who hasn't a library card is a bluefish!
-Lois Kelley

Joe plans a day in the library's marine section- then he shellfish his Cape Cod vacation away!
-Lois Kelley

Spin around the library,
Adventures reel today.
Rig your jigs and cast a line,
Knowledge is on its weigh.
-Sue Tryba

The library - your sole mate in a sea of adventure.
-Sue Tryba

Hook a book, a novel idea.
-Sue Tryba

Bookworms reely have the angles.
-Sue Tryba

Having a "crappie" day? Net a novel.
-Sue Tryba

Jigging for a trophy catch? Date a bookworm!
-Sue Tryba

Reading is a lobsta fun.
-Anonymous

Fish read schoolbooks.
-Lois Kelley

Consider me for your catch of the day.
-Jerry Suprenaut

Clamer for knowledge, search for your sole, Read.
-Sue Tryba

Be sure to read in a comfortable spot so your books don't
get mussel-bound...
by Bob from St. Louis, MO

The Tail of Sandy Claws - a special Christmas reading for all the good little gills and buoys.
by Martha from St. Louis, MO (formerly of Boston, MA)

Perch yourself upon a stool,
Weight and sea results.
Tackle a book; learn what it's about.
"Holy Mackerel" I've caught me a trout.
-Sue Tryba

There is no "catch limit" to reading.
-Sue Tryba

Get reel, hook a book.
-Sue Tryba

Mussel in all the trout,
Walleye read a good book.
As you flounder about,
Fish ignore your bare hook!
-Sue Tryba

Cast the blues away- read a book a day!
-Sue Tryba

When angling for a sole mate reed between the lines.
-Sue Tryba

Think of riding through the golden gate on an unabridged dictionary- what a whale of a ride!
-Anonymous

Nothing I love better than a good fin-tasy roe-mance novel, a reel page-tuna!
-Martha of MO, formerly of MA

Have you read Salmon Roughie's Titanic Verses?
-Martha of MO, formerly of MA

Floundering around the coral reef, it's clammy feet all the way.
Never does one sea a side of beef grazing on the seaweed's field of hay.
So when it's time for lunch, gather the bunch
for clamburgers on which to munch.
-Anonymous

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